War On Christmas Is Real

war on christmasIt is believed that this camp is being run by a cabal of Liberals and Rinos.   The only crime these lawn ornaments were guilty of, was  being  the ambassadors of Christmas. They were rounded up and placed in this camp without warrants, or a trial. Their families, in many cases, have no idea where they are, or why they were taken.

This reporter has learned that these ornaments can be held indefinitely, and can be unplugged at any moment, without warning.

Do not allow the enemies of Christmas to win! Be sure to protect your lawn ornaments, and never forget to say merry Christmas year round. When you fail to say Merry Christmas on the Fourth of July, the Liberals win.


4 Comments on "War On Christmas Is Real"

  1. Meyer says:


  2. Honi Soit says:

    You’re a hoot! Merry Christmas, Frank.

  3. Geezer says:

    I understand those poor ornaments have to get by on less than one hour of electricity a day because the libruls accuse them of causing global warming.

  4. mouse says:

    And they are being forced to turn in their lights and replace them with LEDs

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